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62531 "Stephan Patnaude" <spatnaude@i...> 1999‑05‑09 Re: BIO of Gary Allan May
Hi Gary,

>I'm 45, married 6 years to the actor/director Olga Sanchez.

Neato!

>Just the other day I saw a plumber using a lowknob #2C to chisel
>plaster out of his way.  I hinted about buying it, but it was his
>father's, and he's sentimental. So I'm planning to kill him.

Oh don't be silly.  Just yell *land shark* and swipe
it when he flees in terror.

> Anarchy means jobs...

Ajughead means less tiny little oil cans available.....

-stephan

{Will scream landshark for a couple of big honkin' maple bowl blanks}



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