GG’s,

Darling Daughter has requested that a wooden soap dish be found in her stocking
this holiday season.

My gut reaction is…yuck! 

Regardless of wood species used, I can’t imagine something more easily inclined
to slime and rot.

Please correct me if I am wrong. I’ll do anything for this young lady as
doubtless you would for one of your own. But wood in the tub? Really?

Where do these millennials get such ideas?