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62498 garyallan may <garyallanmay@y...> 1999‑05‑08 BIO of Gary Allan May
I'm 45, married 6 years to the actor/director Olga Sanchez.  She's the
brains behind this operation, starting from the day she pointed out
that ALL tools are tax deductible to a self-employed craftsman.  I'm a
home repairman , and love using power tools but not when a hand tool
can do it better.  Olga and I are about to buy our first house; it has
a swell garage in back, underneath a cherry tree.  Here in Seattle
houses are very expensive, but commuting around here is nightmarish and
our careers are in the city. So there you go. I collect Defiance tools
and all kinds of vacuum tube amplifiers, particularly guitar
amplifiers, also first editions of Robert Stone, Walter Tevis and Carl
Hiaasen. I've been galooting/bottom feeding for about 20 years
now--began a few days after #1s stopped being used for wheel chocks.
Just the other day I saw a plumber using a lowknob #2C to chisel
plaster out of his way.  I hinted about buying it, but it was his
father's, and he's sentimental. So I'm planning to kill him.

                       Anarchy means jobs...
                           GAM

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